August 2012
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My life is like a romantic comedy without the romance. And comedy
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miketooch:
suzukins:
i just found a shit load of condoms in the boots my sister gave me
Talk about PROTECTIVE FOOTWEAR…
odairitis:
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
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yesimbeyonce:
jamie-christian-follese:
smatter:
I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall.
now that’s what i call a family
A new kind of family
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radicaliborn:
i used to date a guy who was obsessed with memes
he’d be like “make me a sandwich” and i’d be like “we are literally in class you’re an asshole”
he broke up with me through a facebook message saying “sorry *le dumps you*”
my point is don’t date people who are obsessed with memebase
Anonymous asked: Rate yourself from 1-10.
July 2012
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five years ago: omg thats so kawaiiiiiii :3!!
two years ago: Oh gosh, that's really cute!
now: oMF MG KAWAII AS SDIHT
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Watchdaysleeper-:
nuggits2:
Michelle Jenneke’s warm up dance
she’s so intense
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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Watch
Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.
Reminds me of the movie Big with Tom Hanks on that floor piano scene!
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Note to self:
Never text blog when angry
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